Pre-order Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed. from Chris and Rosie Ramsey, stars of the phenomenally successful chart-topping podcast. ____________This is not a self- help book. This book contains absolutely no advice that you should follow yourself.____________SH**GEDSaturday nights out on the tiles, undying crushes, dating like it's a competitive sport, awkward tales of dating woes, one-night stands, the walk of shame, ghosting, tears and break-ups. MARRIEDFinding 'the one', meeting their parents, first holidays and romantic weekends away, engagement rings, big moment proposals, wedding bells, the hen do, the stag, the much anticipated - and feared - best man speech, the honeymoon of a lifetime.ANNOYEDWho stacks a dishwasher like this? Empty milk cartons placed back into the fridge, pregnancy, sleepless nights, toilet seats up, toothpaste everywhere, less and less frequent date nights, DIY weekends, divorce.Whether you're sh**ged, married, annoyed, or, all of the above, Chris and Rosie Ramsey, hosts of the number one podcast, write hilariously and with honesty about the ups and downs and ins and outs of love, sex and relationships.
No strings attached to diamond rings...Divorce lawyer Vanessa Hill was content with always being the bridesmaid to her sister or her “insane” friends. She never wanted to be the bride. Marriage wasn’t for her. When her ailing grandmother invites Vanessa to discuss the terms of her will, Vanessa faces a dilemma, get married or lose everything. Under pressure, she invents an engagement with her neighbor and friend with benefits, Josiah. Josiah Thomas, a no-nonsense celebrity tattoo artist, has already been through the marriage thing. He was done with diamond rings until Vanessa propositioned him. He’d do anything for the sexy girl next door and a promised $2 million wouldn’t hurt. Now Vanessa and Josiah will be doing the one thing they swore they would stay away from, marriage. When hearts collide in lies, they just might belong together. NOTE: This novel contains content for mature adults only. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mace Earl Finn. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/120448/bk_acx0_120448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A coloring book that will inspire, entertain, and relax brides, brides-to-be, and anyone else who loves the beauty and romance of weddings.Admit it. You've been fantasizing about your wedding since you were a little girl. The ring, the invitations, the flowers, the cake, the stunning white dress you'll sweep down the aisle in . . . you've imagined all of it down to the last detail.Now grab your pens and pencils, open this book, and color it in! Bouquet, rings, invitations, centerpieces, shoes, banners, and cakes, and, best of all, your dream wedding dress -- this coloring book has it all! Color Me Married is the perfect de-stress activity for brides-to-be and makes the perfect gift for engagement parties, bridal showers, or for anyone who just loves weddings!